{"id":923567,"date":"2026-07-30T09:12:15","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T14:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/30\/rob-schneiders-letter-to-alicia-keys-from-men-after-she-whined-about-equal-rights-is-brutal-perfection\/"},"modified":"2026-07-30T09:12:15","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T14:12:15","slug":"rob-schneiders-letter-to-alicia-keys-from-men-after-she-whined-about-equal-rights-is-brutal-perfection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/30\/rob-schneiders-letter-to-alicia-keys-from-men-after-she-whined-about-equal-rights-is-brutal-perfection\/","title":{"rendered":"Rob Schneider’s Letter to Alicia Keys From MEN After She WHINED About Equal Rights Is BRUTAL Perfection"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Alicia Keys just wants women to have equal rights, you guys.<\/p>\n

That’s all.<\/p>\n

Of course, women already have equal rights but you know, she’s likely talking about abortion which is not now and has never been a right.<\/p>\n

Watch her whine:<\/p>\n

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Alicia Keys says women don\u2019t have \u201cequal rights\u201d in the U.S. on America\u2019s 250th Birthday.<\/p>\n

\u201cWomen are not asking for special rights, just equal rights. Let\u2019s turn outrage into authorship. If it\u2019s the 250th celebration of the country isn\u2019t it time to update some things?\u201d pic.twitter.com\/XMVK81gsVI<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\u2014 Oli London (@OliLondonTV) July 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Update what? Make women sign up for selective service as well?<\/p>\n

Rob Schneider took it upon himself to write a letter to Keys?<\/p>\n

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Dear Alicia Keys,<\/p>\n

Name one right that women DON\u2019T have in America?! I will wait.<\/p>\n

Please know that women are FREE to join men working on offshore oil rigs, on deep sea crabbing and fishing vessels, logging trees with gigantic chainsaws, underwater welding for bridge\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\u2014 Rob Schneider \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@RobSchneider) July 6, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Post continues:<\/p>\n

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… construction and underground mining.\u00a0<\/p>\n

You and purty lady friends can also collect garbage and recycling at 6 in the morning and when you\u2019re done with that you girls are welcome to risk your lives restoring electricity on high power lines.<\/p>\n

These \u201crights\u201d are waiting for you but you gals won\u2019t do it, because you need men to do it. Because that is what men do: risk their lives day in and day out so you lovely girls can just pretend that all those things magically take care of themselves while you bitch and moan about perceived injustices and lack of rights.<\/p>\n

So you go girl, Enjoy your electricity and your roads being repaired and your garbage being magically picked up every Tuesday morning and your fancy vegetables and grass fed steaks trucked into your grocery store at 5 in the morning, while you have Vietnamese ladies paint your toenails.<\/p>\n

You can call it toxic masculinity, but you would cry your lovely fake eyelashes off when your Air Conditioning breaks down for more than 3 hours.<\/p>\n

You’re welcome!<\/p>\n

Yours truly,<\/p>\n

MEN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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What he said.<\/p>\n

All day every day and twice on Sunday.<\/p>\n

Oh, and this too:<\/p>\n

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Dear @aliciakeys<\/a>, could you elaborate on which equal rights women do not possess in the US? Instead of always criticizing the US (and falsely so in this case), why not exhibit some gratitude for being a citizen of the freest country that the world has ever seen? Why be such a\u2026 https:\/\/t.co\/N3hhlkJRkr<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Gad Saad (@GadSaad) July 6, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No, she cannot elaborate. Not even a little bit.<\/p>\n

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Alicia Keys just wants women to have equal rights, you guys. That’s all. Of course, women already have equal rights but you know, she’s likely talking about abortion which is not now and has never been a right. Watch her whine: Alicia Keys says women don\u2019t have \u201cequal rights\u201d in the U.S. on America\u2019s 250th<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":923568,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1150,102060],"tags":[5994,151369],"class_list":["post-923567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-letter","category-schneiders","tag-letter","tag-schneiders"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=923567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923567\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/923568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=923567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=923567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=923567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}