{"id":887096,"date":"2026-01-22T20:26:13","date_gmt":"2026-01-23T02:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/22\/who-was-missing-from-taylor-swifts-miami-squad\/"},"modified":"2026-01-22T20:26:13","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T02:26:13","slug":"who-was-missing-from-taylor-swifts-miami-squad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/22\/who-was-missing-from-taylor-swifts-miami-squad\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Was Missing From Taylor Swift\u2019s Miami Squad?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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On the one-year anniversary of 1989<\/i>\u2019s release, Taylor Swift took her victory lap for the album\u2019s huge success with a huge concert at Miami\u2019s AmericanAirlines Arena. And in the most controversial Miami\u2013related pop culture event since \u201cThe Decision,\u201d Swift unveiled her Miami squad. Who made the cut? Pitbull (DALE<\/em>!), Dwyane Wade, and Ricky Martin. That\u2019s pretty good, if an unusually testosterone-heavy lineup for a Swift squad annex. But Miami is a big city, and Taylor\u2019s squad there needs to expand to the size of her \u201cBad Blood\u201d video cast. Having lost some of her Nashville base during her controversial move from country into pop, Taylor needs to reclaim the South more than ever. Here are suggestions for how Taylor can fill out the blank spaces in her Miami squad.<\/p>\n

Gloria Estefan<\/h2>\n

How could Taylor neglect to ask the most powerful diva in Miami musical history to join her onstage? Is it because Taylor can\u2019t do the conga<\/a>? It\u2019s probably that. Estefan has taken on a lower public profile in recent years, but she would probably have come out to be inducted into the squad. They have a couple of things in common. Swift and Estefan share a love of bad boys<\/a>, and they have a ton of Grammys. If she can\u2019t get Gloria, Taylor should at the very least try for the rest of the Miami Sound Machine<\/a>.<\/p>\n

2 Live Crew<\/h2>\n

Taylor has been dipping her toe into the rapper pool, collaborating with Kendrick Lamar and bringing rappers like Nelly and now Pitbull onstage. It\u2019s time she got into the Jacuzzi with Uncle Luke. If you listen to the subtext of some of Taylor\u2019s sultrier songs, you will realize she\u2019s not so far distanced from \u201cMe So Horny.\u201d And when you boil it down, aren\u2019t songs like \u201cPop That Pussy\u201d and \u201cThrow the \u2018D\u2019\u201d about girl power? It\u2019s time Taylor lets herself be as nasty as she really wants and announce that her next album will be all Miami bass. Taylor can welcome them to the stage, and in return they can say, \u201cWELCOME 2 THE FUCK SHOP, TAYLOR!<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n

William H. Macy<\/h2>\n

I bet you had no idea William H. Macy was from Miami! I say that because I had no idea William H. Macy was from Miami. That is because he is the WORLD\u2019S GREATEST ACTOR! You probably thought this lovable everyman was born in the heart of the Midwest because of Fargo<\/i>, but no, you cannot spell \u201cWilliam H. Macy\u201d without \u201cMiami.\u201d Adding Macy to your squad has never been a bad idea. Think of all the squads he has helped with his presence: He\u2019s an original member of David Mamet\u2019s squad and has done squad duties for Mamet in Oleanna<\/i>, State and Main<\/i>, and Wag the Dog. <\/i>He\u2019s proudly in the Mr. Holland\u2019s Opusquad <\/i>and <\/i>Paul Thomas Anderson\u2019s ultimate Altmanesque megasquads in Boogie Nights<\/i> and Magnolia. <\/i>Even the Jurassic Park III <\/i>squad was enlivened by his presence. And let us not forget his contributions to TV squads on Sports Night<\/i> and Shameless<\/i>. If you don\u2019t have William H. Macy in your squad, is it even a squad worth having?<\/p>\n

Rick Ross<\/h2>\n

What do Rick Ross and Taylor Swift have in common? They both know how much it hurts to get called a fake bitch. Whatever you feel about Taylor, you cannot deny how much she has bossed up this year as the result of hustling every day.<\/p>\n

Yngwie Malmsteen<\/h2>\n

As Taylor has shifted from country to pop, she has lost one thing: sweet, sweet guitar shreds. Yngwie Malmsteen<\/a>, the Swedish guitarist who now lives in Miami, would be a vital asset who could help Taylor recover her shreddingness quotient. Sure, we all like \u201cStyle\u201d now, but imagine how much more sleazily \u201980s it could get if it had a long, sweaty, technically perfect guitar solo by Yngwie Malmsteen.<\/p>\n

Trina<\/h2>\n

How dare you come to Florida and not invite Da Baddest Bitch<\/a> onstage? How dare you! The Diamond Princess would make a good addition to Taylor\u2019s squad especially now that she\u2019s a free agent, no longer contractually obligated to be in the Slip-N-Slide squad with Trick Daddy. Trina could teach Taylor a thing or 12 about breakup songs \u2014 she\u2019s written both \u201cfuck you\u201d and \u201clove you\u201d songs about ex Lil Wayne, priceless revenges, and pillow talk (\u201cto please me you gotta sleep in it\u201d<\/a>). Actually, fuck Trina joining Taylor\u2019s squad. Taylor needs to join Trina\u2019s.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

Filed Under: Music<\/a>, Taylor Swift<\/a>, Rick Ross<\/a>, Trina<\/a>, william h. macy<\/a>, 2 Live Crew<\/a>, Gloria Estefan<\/a>, 1989<\/a><\/p>\n

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