{"id":876119,"date":"2025-10-07T23:16:41","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T04:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/07\/jimmy-kimmel-recaps-the-non-stop-crap-factory-of-trump-news-while-he-was-gone-jokes-god-abandoned-us-on-jan-20-video\/"},"modified":"2025-10-07T23:16:41","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T04:16:41","slug":"jimmy-kimmel-recaps-the-non-stop-crap-factory-of-trump-news-while-he-was-gone-jokes-god-abandoned-us-on-jan-20-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/07\/jimmy-kimmel-recaps-the-non-stop-crap-factory-of-trump-news-while-he-was-gone-jokes-god-abandoned-us-on-jan-20-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel Recaps the \u2018Non-Stop Crap Factory\u2019 of Trump News While He Was Gone, Jokes God \u2018Abandoned Us on Jan. 20\u2019\u00a0| Video"},"content":{"rendered":"
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In his first \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live\u201d since going on his annual vacation a few months ago, Jimmy Kimmel told his audience \u201cI had a great summer.\u201d<\/p>\n

Except for the fact he was completely unable to ignore the \u201cnon-stop crap factory\u201d of bad news created by Donald Trump. So Kimmel basically did a speed-run through that news, recapping some of the biggest and most disturbing stories that happened during his vacation.<\/p>\n

\u201cI actually got another job this summer. I got a summer gig working video camera at the Coldplay concert,\u201d Kimmel joked, referring to tech executives who were caught cheating on their spouses at a Coldplay concert<\/a> several weeks back.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat a weird summer. I mean really. Can anything just be normal anymore? I tried to ignore the news. I tried to disconnect. It\u2019s impossible,\u201d Kimmel said after recapping some of his own summer adventures. \u201cYou can\u2019t turn him off.\u00a0\u00a0He won\u2019t power down. He\u2019s like Ultron \u2013 he just keeps going. Every day it\u2019s something crazier than the next. I made a list. This is all in the last two months. I made you a quick list. I will run through it.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cHe paved over the Rose Garden He\u2019s building a golden ballroom at the White House. He\u2019s planning a UFC fight at the White House. He cut off Kamala Harris\u2019s Secret Service protection. He named himself host of the Kennedy Center Honors. He went to Alaska to bend over for Putin. He sent military tanks \u2013 into Washington D.C.,\u201d Kimmel said.<\/p>\n

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\u201cHe said the Smithsonian focuses too much on \u2018how bad slavery was.\u2019 He called India and Norway to tell them to nominate him for a Nobel Prize. And he cut off funding for pediatric brain cancer research for children. You would think a person, who himself has the brain of a child, would be in favor of funding pediatric brain cancer research.\u00a0But I guess not,\u201d Kimmel continued.<\/p>\n

\u201cCrazier when you know, it\u2019s different when you do it every night and you get it little by little. I mean, just yesterday, there\u2019s this video of what seem to be garbage bags being thrown out the window of the Lincoln bedroom. That\u2019s the White House. The official response from the White House said it was maintenance work being done while Trump was off on one of his many golf weekends.\u00a0But Trump is even contradicting his own White House now,\u201d Kimmel said, referring to Trump\u2019s claim that video was an AI-generated hoax.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd that was just today.\u00a0Over the summer, it was just a non-stop crap factory. Remember God? The guy who abandoned us on January 20th of this year? God. Grabbed his keys and left. Exchanged us for another world I guess,\u201d Kimmel joked.<\/p>\n

Watch his full monologue below:<\/p>\n

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