{"id":865933,"date":"2025-08-17T22:12:19","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T03:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/17\/help-me-explain-to-my-coworker-than-he-cant-win-a-fight-win-an-orangutan\/"},"modified":"2025-08-17T22:12:19","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T03:12:19","slug":"help-me-explain-to-my-coworker-than-he-cant-win-a-fight-win-an-orangutan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/17\/help-me-explain-to-my-coworker-than-he-cant-win-a-fight-win-an-orangutan\/","title":{"rendered":"Help me explain to my coworker than he can\u2019t win a fight win an orangutan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let the record show that I love JP Acosta. He\u2019s smart, effortlessly funny, charismatic as hell, and one of the best ball-knowers among NFL writers. He\u2019s also young, overconfident, and I would prefer him not to be torn limb-from-limb by an angry orangutan.<br \/>\nFrom the second JP started working at SB Nation there\u2019s a core character trait I think defines him so well: He is absolutely convinced he could win a one-on-one fight with an ape&#8230;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sbnation.com\/2025\/7\/17\/24469300\/help-me-explain-to-my-coworker-than-he-cant-win-a-fight-win-an-orangutan\" class=\"button purchase\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Read More<\/a><br \/>\n James Dator<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let the record show that I love JP Acosta. He\u2019s smart, effortlessly funny, charismatic as hell, and one of the best ball-knowers among NFL writers. He\u2019s also young, overconfident, and I would prefer him not to be torn limb-from-limb by an angry orangutan. From the second JP started working at SB Nation there\u2019s a core<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":865934,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[706,26045,192],"tags":[6651,145620],"class_list":{"0":"post-865933","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-cant","8":"category-coworker","9":"category-sports","10":"tag-cant","11":"tag-coworker"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=865933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865933\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/865934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=865933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=865933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=865933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}