{"id":596075,"date":"2023-01-10T08:30:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-10T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news.sellorbuyhomefast.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/10\/great-grandma-buys-a-baby-gift-for-christmas-the-toy-tells-a-sex-joke-about-catholic-priests\/"},"modified":"2023-01-10T08:30:00","modified_gmt":"2023-01-10T14:30:00","slug":"great-grandma-buys-a-baby-gift-for-christmas-the-toy-tells-a-sex-joke-about-catholic-priests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsycanuse.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/10\/great-grandma-buys-a-baby-gift-for-christmas-the-toy-tells-a-sex-joke-about-catholic-priests\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Grandma Buys a Baby Gift for Christmas, the Toy Tells a Sex Joke About Catholic Priests"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Some people are upset over parents taking toddlers to a drag show. How about dragging a baby to a Friar\u2019s Club roast?<\/p>\n

If your infant\u2019s sense of humor is as dirty as his diaper, there\u2019s a toy just for you. And it\u2019s available via Walmart \u2014 or, it was.<\/p>\n

On December 24th, Ashley Lynn took to TikTok<\/a> with a colossal consumer complaint. For Christmas, her grandmother bought her nine-month-old son a toy remote control. The handheld gizmo features fun-looking buttons, including a number pad. Ashley points out in her video, \u201cIt\u2019s a kid\u2019s toy. There\u2019s a baby on the box.\u201d<\/p>\n

Per the New York Post<\/a>, the $29.95 toy\u2019s ShopHQ description reads thusly:<\/p>\n

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Light up toy remote for\u00a0toddlers and kids\u00a0with ABC songs, stories, music and fun sound effects and buttons with different shapes and textures. \u2026 Baby remote control toy lets baby\u2019s curiosity take itself [sic] to develop its exploration\u2026to learn the world. \u2026 Colorful buttons introduce colors, numbers to keep your child\u2019s attention.\u00a0Learning remote\u00a0helps baby discover cause and effect, develop his cognitive and thinking ability.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ashley\u2019s grandmother didn\u2019t purchase the remote at ShopHQ; she got it from good ol\u2019 Walmart. On Christmas Eve, Ashley unwrapped the gift and installed the batteries. Her tiny tot went<\/a> immediately to town \u201cpressing the buttons\u201d and \u201cchewing on\u201d it.<\/p>\n

But soon, Ashley\u2019s mother made a claim that was hard to believe:<\/p>\n

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\u201c[M]y mom hears something, and she calls us all in and is like, \u2018It just said something about a drive-by shooting.’\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ashley checked the gadget and found that her mom was right. \u201cIt says on the box it tells jokes,\u201d she explains.<\/p>\n

Online, Ashley illustrates the toy\u2019s comic delivery. To the benefit of bibb-wearing breastfeeders aspiring to become comedians, a button-push prompts the following:<\/p>\n

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\u201cTom told his friend, \u2018My brother has a job with 10,000 people under him. His friend replied, \u2018Wow. He must be the CEO of a corporation.\u2019 Tom said, \u2018No, he cuts the grass in a cemetery.’\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cOkay, kind of funny,\u201d Ashley admits. \u201cBut still \u2014 for a baby?\u201d<\/p>\n

Then she plays the clip that perked her mom\u2019s ears. It\u2019s instructive for any infant entertainers intending to add some edge to their acts:<\/p>\n

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\u201cYou\u2019ll never guess what makes a \u2018clip-clop, clip-clop, bang-bang, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop\u2019 noise. An Amish<\/a> drive-by shooting.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And then, for all those diapered, little-bitty Lenny Bruces:<\/p>\n

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\u201cHow many Catholic priests are required to screw a light bulb into a socket? Two \u2014 one to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ashley isn\u2019t laughing.<\/p>\n

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\u201cSold at Walmart. Walmart, explain this. (Tokyo manufacturer) Linsay Toys, explain this.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cDo I have a lawsuit, lawyers?\u201d she asks. \u201cHelp me out.\u201d<\/p>\n

Walmart has since responded<\/a>, saying it has \u201copened an investigation\u201d and that the toy will \u201cstop being sold.\u201d<\/p>\n

The iconic retailer issued<\/a> a statement to Fox News Digital over the ordeal:<\/p>\n

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This item was listed by an outside third-party seller and removed from our site because it does not comply with our prohibited products policy. \u2026 Like other major retailers, we operate an online marketplace that allows third-party sellers to offer merchandise through our eCommerce platform. Walmart strives to maintain a marketplace that customers can trust.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The toy\u2019s foul funny bone isn\u2019t so surprising. After all, according to experts, babies aren\u2019t what they used to be:<\/p>\n

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“Experts Warn of the Racism of 3-Month-Olds, Recommend Antiracist Training”https:\/\/t.co\/sJkRk9SqEv<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/FRlUrRpcei<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Alex Parker (@alexparker1984) March 26, 2021<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

-ALEX<\/p>\n

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