Bianca Ojukwu, Minister of State for Foreign Affairs, has heavily criticized some Masters of Ceremonies (MCs) who make crude jokes at events.
The former beauty queen and current Federal Minister of State for Foreign Affairs narrated how an MC at an event she attended was making jokes about tall people.
She said that as he made the insensitive joke, he kept looking in her direction.
She concluded her post by hinting at giving him “sweet music to the ears”. It is believed she was threatening to slap him while making reference to the slap she gave to former Anambra State First Lady, Mrs Ebele Obiano, some years back.
Bianca Ojukwu wrote: “There’s nothing more irritating than engaging folks with a devastating capacity to immunize themselves against any kind of commonsense. Nothing persin no go see for this Christmas Season.
“So, Here I am, at an event, and the comedian starts the usual ‘ tall people’ rants…how tall people are arrogant; their heads are in the clouds looking down on all their eyes survey, blah blah, blah… (… by the way, where should those heads be? Under a basket in his backyard, maybe)….he was railing,all the while looking towards my direction. E be like say dis one dey new for town…..
“He claims to be a comedian/ Dj/ upcoming musician…inukwa? Nothing that any nincompoop armed with a lethal microphone, and a captive audience cannot claim to be. What is there? Even myself, I am harmonically talented, and can bring sweet music to the ears, especially for ndi nti ike. What he needs is an immediate introduction to my album collection.
“One thing he forgot to add is that tall people can also be very generous. It will be my singular pleasure, to step up to that stage, and personally deliver to him, an advance Christmas gift of a CD of just one of my greatest hits.
“When I touchdown, ósó ga eme.”
Lawanda Mischke
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