What They’re Saying About The Eagles: 10 Minutes 29 Seconds Edition

WHAT’S GOING ON BLEEDING GREEN NATION?!?!

You may have missed it, but the Eagles bullied the Steelers last Sunday. If not for two Eagles fumbles the score would have reflected something very different. Alas, fumble we did beating the Steelers by a paltry 27-13. We held the ball for 10 minutes and 29 and seconds and couldn’t even score points. Sad really.

Jalen Hurts continued to show that he is a bottom 10 QB, throwing for only 290 yards and 2 touchdowns. That abysmal showing topped off with a patented one yard touchdown run, stealing stats from Saquon Barkley. To rub more salt into his teammates wounds, Jalen only allowed AJ Brown and Smith over 100 yards receiving and a touchdown each. Truly a selfish player, and I understand why he and AJ Brown are at odds.

Sometimes I need to let the Negadelphian part of my name out, sorry about that.

This team is special. That second half was just terrifyingly dominant football. I told myself after last year that I would temper my expectations. That I would watch the season objectively and just enjoy it game by game.

Nah, dude.

We’re winning the whole damn thing.

Anyway, I have various animals on the smoker, and a pile of gifts to wrap for Christmas, so let’s keep this one short and get into;

What They’re Saying About The Eagles: Taking The Ball and Going Home Edition

Jake Elliott Appreciation Post (3-0)

KENNY G SPIN CYCLE!

And It’s Fumbled

SWEATY SACK!

Aaaaaand We Fumbled

Steelers Tie It Up (3-3)

Is This What You Wanted? (10-3)

SMITTY EATS TOO! (17-3)

Pitt Scores a TD (17-10)

Steelers also got a field goal, but no one really cared. (17-13)

David Akers Appreciation Post (20-13)

FFFFFUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE Shove (27-13)

Eagles Proceed to Burn off 10:29 from the clock to win….

Vic Fangio Appreciation Post

I am still amazed at that drive. I would have been ripping my hair out (if I had any) if that happened to us. The comment section would be a dumpster fire of epic proportions. I hope Vic keeps it up, and I doubt he won’t.

That’s it for this one folks. We have the Commanders coming up, and I’m not too pressed over the game. I’ll see yous next week.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and as always